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  • mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
  • me: ok
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: mom where are you please
  • me: mom please the line is moving fast
  • me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
  • employee: next
  • me:
  • employee:
  • me: faints
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mememaster:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
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  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what are you mad at
  • me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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  • Me: That'd make a great gif.
  • Me: That'd make a great gif.
  • Me: That'd make a great gif.
  • Me: That'd make a great gif.
  • Me: That'd make a great gif.
  • Me: I can't make gifs.
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